Nothing says "CLASSY" quite like going to take a drink of your water and having the drink straw go right up your nose.
That was me at dinner tonight with our friends. At a restaurant. A very busy restaurant.
It was the grand finale of the comedic entertainment portion of the evening. I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face, once I got over the shock of having done something so.... so... GROSS while seated at dinner among friends.
Ah well. As my brother likes to say, I put the "ASS" in class.
Yeah, that's right.